6th March, 2017

What a girl wants? Top 4 things you should know before approaching a hot chick

I am an introvert who loves sitting at home and chilling. It’s not that I don’t like hanging out with my buddies. It’s just that my hangouts are different from yours. It’s more like hanging in than hanging out. Trust me they have their own advantages and disadvantages. If you are okay with sharing your girlfriend with other wolves of the pack or altogether a different pack, this piece of advice is not meant for you. Here is the list of things that makes you less probable of getting laid. If you are doing these things make sure you change your ways starting from this week. #1. You love the Bible, Not the Missionary parties and nightlife in bangalore this weekend,parties and nightlife in bangalore this week,parties and nightlife in bangalore 2017,nightlife activities in bangalore,nightlife events in bangalore,things to do for parties,nightlife in bangalore,bangalore parties,nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,things to do for nightlife in bangalore,bangalore nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,nightlife in bangalore this weekend,nightlife in bangalore this week,nightlife in bangalore 2017, parties in bangalore,parties and events in bangalore,parties and activities in bangalore,things to do for parties in bangalore,bangalore parties,parties in bangalore today,parties in bangalore this weekend,parties in bangalore this week,parties in bangalore 2017,party in bangalore,party events in bangalore,party activities in bangalore,things to do for party in bangalore,bangalore party,party in bangalore today,party in bangalore this weekend,party in bangalore this week,party in bangalore 2017 Reading Bible is good, but this missionary! God, I tell you nothing could be better than this missionary. Oh yes, you read it right I am talking about the position. If you love sitting at home reading books, you are on the wrong path my friend. Set your foot to the nearest club with your dancing shoes on. There is a great chance that you end up with no clothes on you in the morning. Oh, and the best part is you can be doing this and remembering God at the same time. If you know what I mean. ;)
#2. Your/Her Best Friend knows more about your Girlfriend parties and nightlife in bangalore this weekend,parties and nightlife in bangalore this week,parties and nightlife in bangalore 2017,nightlife activities in bangalore,nightlife events in bangalore,things to do for parties,nightlife in bangalore,bangalore parties,nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,things to do for nightlife in bangalore,bangalore nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,nightlife in bangalore this weekend,nightlife in bangalore this week,nightlife in bangalore 2017, parties in bangalore,parties and events in bangalore,parties and activities in bangalore,things to do for parties in bangalore,bangalore parties,parties in bangalore today,parties in bangalore this weekend,parties in bangalore this week,parties in bangalore 2017,party in bangalore,party events in bangalore,party activities in bangalore,things to do for party in bangalore,bangalore party,party in bangalore today,party in bangalore this weekend,party in bangalore this week,party in bangalore 2017   It’s good to have a caring friend and a loving girlfriend. But you never know when things turn out to be something else. Are you letting your girlfriend hang out with your best friend? Or worse she is hanging out a lot with her guy best friend? Boss, you are at the last stage and you never know when will be the day of your breakup sex. Better safe than sorry. Start taking your girlfriend to a cozy pub, grab a couple of drinks. Just a gentle piece of reminder, don’t forget to keep a rubber in your wallet for protection.
#3. You know nothing about Cocktails   parties and nightlife in bangalore this weekend,parties and nightlife in bangalore this week,parties and nightlife in bangalore 2017,nightlife activities in bangalore,nightlife events in bangalore,things to do for parties,nightlife in bangalore,bangalore parties,nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,things to do for nightlife in bangalore,bangalore nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,nightlife in bangalore this weekend,nightlife in bangalore this week,nightlife in bangalore 2017, parties in bangalore,parties and events in bangalore,parties and activities in bangalore,things to do for parties in bangalore,bangalore parties,parties in bangalore today,parties in bangalore this weekend,parties in bangalore this week,parties in bangalore 2017,party in bangalore,party events in bangalore,party activities in bangalore,things to do for party in bangalore,bangalore party,party in bangalore today,party in bangalore this weekend,party in bangalore this week,party in bangalore 2017 You are Jon Snow when it comes to the knowledge needed to woo your girl. No, I don’t mean that you are a bastard. When I mean to say is you know nothing. Well, worry not. Girls love the fact that their guys have at least a basic knowledge about drinks.

6 Must know Cocktails if you don't want to die a virgin

And by the way, don’t drink and drive, spend the night in your girlfriend’s bedroom.
 #4. You are obsessed with Cheesy Pickup Lines parties and nightlife in bangalore this weekend,parties and nightlife in bangalore this week,parties and nightlife in bangalore 2017,nightlife activities in bangalore,nightlife events in bangalore,things to do for parties,nightlife in bangalore,bangalore parties,nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,things to do for nightlife in bangalore,bangalore nightlife,nightlife in bangalore today,nightlife in bangalore this weekend,nightlife in bangalore this week,nightlife in bangalore 2017, parties in bangalore,parties and events in bangalore,parties and activities in bangalore,things to do for parties in bangalore,bangalore parties,parties in bangalore today,parties in bangalore this weekend,parties in bangalore this week,parties in bangalore 2017,party in bangalore,party events in bangalore,party activities in bangalore,things to do for party in bangalore,bangalore party,party in bangalore today,party in bangalore this weekend,party in bangalore this week,party in bangalore 2017 I had a friend who thought he is a playboy. Only to discover later, he was laughed at for his cheesy lines. Don’t be a cunt. If you are doing this, you are at your own risk. Don’t come crying later when your girlfriend has called it off from some other guy.

Read 5 Best Psychological Hacks to woo your Girlfriend

These are the actual incidents that happened with my friends, so when I say this trust me. Or get ready to hear the story of how I met your girlfriend and banged her.

by Ragini Arora

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