Holi is the festival of fun, food, colours and masti. What makes it even more interesting are our colourful friends and their habits. You can like them or hate them, but you cannot ignore them. Here is the list of types of friends that you might have encountered.
The Nashedi Types
Holi is incomplete without bhang and alcohol. And there are these guys who had taken it to a whole new level. For them, Holi is just another day to quench their thirst for alcohol. The only thing that you can do to enjoy from their intoxication is, play the Naagin song and see the magic happen.
The Holi Brand Ambassador Types
For them, Holi is not just a festival. They are the self-proclaimed Holi Evangelists. From preparing mud tanks to tearing clothes they try to do everything single-handedly. If you see them barging into your house, grab you and push you into the mud pool, don’t be surprised.
The Headmaster Types
They have a problem with everything. How celebrating Holi is wastage of water. From protecting the dogs to preaching the side-effects of chemical colours, they have a problem with everything. They are mostly the grumpy ones, who get last batting and bowling in Galli cricket.
The Silver Surfer Types
They are the hilarious ones, as I don’t understand the logic behind being drenched completely in silver paint. They are the ones who idolize Rajnikant from the Robot and feel proud to roam about like a douche in Holi.
The Biker Gang
Their Holi is incomplete unless they go for 3-4 rounds with their bikes and throw colours on innocent bystanders. You can see them coming from a distance sans shirts and all covered in colours.
The Chromophobic Types
They are the ones who take pride in not celebrating Holi. He is the one who will flaunt his new collection of Jane Eyre novels. They are usually the one’s who has no friends and secretly want to be invited to play Holi. A favourite victim of the Holi Brand Ambassador types.
The Chakhna Pirates
Opposite of the Nashedi types, these morons are the ones who drink only when it’s free. They prefer not to drink on Holi because they have to spend. However, they sit alongside the Nashedi gang and clear all the chips, fries and Chakhna shamelessly.
Which category does your friend fall in? Share and tag them in the comments.
by Ragini Arora
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