Trying To be Famous - Kjeld Sreshth

Kjeld Sreshth is a comedian and he has a silent 'j' in his name.This is not a joke. For the past 3 years, he has been trying to be famous, but with little success. Now he is starting to believe that the universe is purposely withholding fame from him because it knows he wants it only to fulfill his own shallow desires. 

He will be doing his new one-hour show with old material 'trying to be famous' in the hopes of recording for YouTube, so he can finally stop writing these stupid write-ups which clearly aren't really helping anyone. This is not a joke. 

Turtles have shells and are born from eggs. At birth, how do they know to come out of their eggs but not their shells? (Ambiguous observation)

The show will take place on the 25th of June at the Cuckoo hostel near Sony world signal in Koramangala.

The show will be free in order to entice people like Kjeld himself to come for the show but the venue has limited seats so please R.S.V.P.